Do you guys still remember Hala made us play some skits before? Sitting of my group is as this: 5 people are trapped in the elevator: One Gentleman: wanted to go washroom. A teenager: with his ear set on to highest volume, obsessed in rock music. A young and beautiful lady: who is on the way to a rock music party An office clerk: who is on the way to her office. A silent man: who spoken something and shocked all the others. Then the skit begins: Gentle man: Oh, my gush! I wish we have a washroom in the elevator… oh,,, oh,,, come on, not gush…. Teenager: begin to wave his hands in air, high…high… and began to sang loudly Lady: Oh, it’s so hot! I can’t breathe, the air, oh, it’s going to kill me, (took out her phone, see the time), (become more anxious), oh my god, 10 minutes only, I will be late….( make up on her face was in a mess) Clerk: (calling her boss, but the mobile phone shows “out of battery”) oh, shot, forgot to charge it last night! Silent man: Be quiet, be quiet! Ladies and Gentleman, as I know, the stupid elevator will at least trap us for 2 hours, it even trapped me 3 hours yesterday. This time, I took some diapers in my bag, just in case, you know, (counting how many people secretly), but sorry, I have only 4 diapers, that means one of us have to hold until… All: oh, really? (Even the teenager took off his earphone, and began to listen to the silent man….) Silent man: it’s Johnson & Johnson made in USA (showed off one diaper proudly), only $100.00 a piece, super deal! (The TV on the wall began to broadcast the J&J advertisement, beautiful babies and smiling mothers), soon or later, you have to use it, oh, at least 2 hours…. All: Switch their eyes to the TV and begin to worry about themselves Teenager: ok, give me one, $100 is not big deal, because my girl friend is waiting for me, I can’t meet her with my pants wet, you know…( took out his wallet and paid) Gentleman: ok, Ladies, please turn your face back, I’m really sorry, you know sometimes old man can’t control something when (So embarrassed to say any words and took a diaper reluctantly) 2 Ladies began to rush for the last diaper, but each of them got one finally. Silent man: Shit, I have no diaper for myself now (Turned back and insert all cashes into his pocket with great satisfaction) All: (Seems much more confident than before, $100 seems too much, but they feel pretty safe now.) Silent man: Took out his phone and speak loudly” bahah sfwsf$%# sdfr2@！*iuu”, ( some foreign language you can never understand), fucking guy! Open the door, $400 today! ************The door opened instantly************* All: (Stepped out of the elevator and have a deep breath…) Gentlemen: (calling the 911) we are at 200 consumer road… 911 from phone: “we are coming…” **************A police car roaring down the consumer road, the silent man went back to F4 and sneaked into workplace English classroom************* Hala: Hi, Victor, you got a new job, congratulations! What is your new job? Please share your experience…. (Finished)
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ReplyDeleteDo you guys still remember Hala made us play some skits before? Sitting of my group is as this:
ReplyDelete5 people are trapped in the elevator:
One Gentleman: wanted to go washroom.
A teenager: with his ear set on to highest volume, obsessed in rock music.
A young and beautiful lady: who is on the way to a rock music party
An office clerk: who is on the way to her office.
A silent man: who spoken something and shocked all the others.
Then the skit begins:
Gentle man: Oh, my gush! I wish we have a washroom in the elevator… oh,,, oh,,, come on, not gush….
Teenager: begin to wave his hands in air, high…high… and began to sang loudly
Lady: Oh, it’s so hot! I can’t breathe, the air, oh, it’s going to kill me, (took out her phone, see the time), (become more anxious), oh my god, 10 minutes only, I will be late….( make up on her face was in a mess)
Clerk: (calling her boss, but the mobile phone shows “out of battery”) oh, shot, forgot to charge it last night!
Silent man: Be quiet, be quiet! Ladies and Gentleman, as I know, the stupid elevator will at least trap us for 2 hours, it even trapped me 3 hours yesterday. This time, I took some diapers in my bag, just in case, you know, (counting how many people secretly), but sorry, I have only 4 diapers, that means one of us have to hold until…
All: oh, really? (Even the teenager took off his earphone, and began to listen to the silent man….)
Silent man: it’s Johnson & Johnson made in USA (showed off one diaper proudly), only $100.00 a piece, super deal! (The TV on the wall began to broadcast the J&J advertisement, beautiful babies and smiling mothers), soon or later, you have to use it, oh, at least 2 hours….
All: Switch their eyes to the TV and begin to worry about themselves
Teenager: ok, give me one, $100 is not big deal, because my girl friend is waiting for me, I can’t meet her with my pants wet, you know…( took out his wallet and paid)
Gentleman: ok, Ladies, please turn your face back, I’m really sorry, you know sometimes old man can’t control something when (So embarrassed to say any words and took a diaper reluctantly)
2 Ladies began to rush for the last diaper, but each of them got one finally.
Silent man: Shit, I have no diaper for myself now (Turned back and insert all cashes into his pocket with great satisfaction)
All: (Seems much more confident than before, $100 seems too much, but they feel pretty safe now.)
Silent man: Took out his phone and speak loudly” bahah sfwsf$%# sdfr2@！*iuu”, ( some foreign language you can never understand), fucking guy! Open the door, $400 today!
************The door opened instantly*************
All: (Stepped out of the elevator and have a deep breath…)
Gentlemen: (calling the 911) we are at 200 consumer road…
911 from phone: “we are coming…”
**************A police car roaring down the consumer road, the silent man went back to F4 and sneaked into workplace English classroom*************
Hala: Hi, Victor, you got a new job, congratulations! What is your new job? Please share your experience….
(Finished)